快点，他们追上来了 Come on, come on, they're gaining on us.
我会甩掉他们 I'll lose 'em.
看吧，果然 Yeah, that's right.
当心！ Look out!
哎呀抱歉，我不是故意吓你们的 Oh, gee. Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
停下，好痒啊 Stop. That tickles.
我还在适应那种力量感 Still getting used to that strength thing.
大家都还好吗？ Everybody okay?
好，现在把武器给我 Good. Now hand me those weapons.
我的礼貌哪去了？ Where are my manners?
“请”把那些武器递给我 Please hand me those weapons.
真不敢相信我忘了“请”字 Can't believe I forgot the "please."
好吧，我希望你们吸取了教训 Okay, I hope you learned your lesson.
犯罪是没有回报的 Crime doesn't pay.
再见 Adios.
那个人是谁？一个新的英雄吗？ Who is that guy? A new superhero?
是的，一个超级礼貌的英雄 Yeah, a super polite hero.
来吧 Come on.
你准备好做这笔交易了吗？ Are you ready to do this deal?
只要你别像上次那样放鸽子，企鹅人 As long as you don't get cold flippers like last time, Penguin.
哈，放鸽子 Hah, cold flippers.
什么？是谁？ What? Who was that?
在这里 Up here.
我不想粗鲁地打断你 I didn't wanna be rude and interrupt
但是，我这么做是因为 but, well, then I did because,
你懂的，犯罪活动 you know, criminal activity.
抓住他，小子们 Get him, boys.
我今天受够了被人挠痒痒，谢谢 I've had enough of being tickled today, thank you.
现在，大家都安静地过来怎么样？ Now, how about everyone comes along quietly?
哈，不太可能，小红 Hah, not likely, Red.
激光也伤不了我，所以你以为铁链就能？ Lasers don't hurt me, so you think that chains will?
别这样，伙计们，我只是不想预先评判你们 Come on, guys, I was trying not to prejudge you.
那就安静的…？ So... quietly then?
米琪，小米琪 Mitzi. Mitzi girl.
有什么问题吗，小姐? Is there a problem, miss?
米琪，她被困在树上了 Mitzi, she's stuck in the tree.
别担心，我会找到她的 Don't worry, I'll get her.
来吧，小猫咪 Come on, little kitten.
哈哈！看看你 Hoho! Look at you.
哇，你怎么上来的？ Wow, how did you get up here?
来吧，给你 Come here. Here you go.
以后试着用牵引绳拴住她 Try to keep her on a leash from now on.
它不仅实用 Not only is it practical,
也是法律规定 it's the law.
回见 So long.
哇，真是有史以来最棒的超级英雄 Wow, that's the nicest superhero ever.
好吧，周围没人，所以… Okay, no one around, so...
沙赞！ Shazam!
最棒的一天！ Best day ever!
哎呀呀，小男孩巴特森终于回来了 Well, well, well,little boy Batson has finally returned.
嘿，特伦斯，科里，布莱恩 Oh, hey, Terrance, Corey, Brian.
你们今天过的如何？ How are you guys today?
太好了，事实上，好的不能再好 Great. In fact, better than great.
我不知道你今天去了哪 I don't know where you went off to today,
但你错过了一对来自大都会的好夫妇 but you missed out on a nice couple from Metropolis
他们想找一个行为端正的小男孩 looking for a wellbehaved little boy.
你走后，他们选了我 And since you were gone, they picked me.
我真为你高兴，特伦斯 I'm really happy for you, Terrance.
哦，我敢打赌，比利 Oh, I bet you are, Billy,
你总是这么大方 you're always selfless
这就是为什么你最后总是孤身一人 and that's why you'll always end up alone.
再见了，小比利 Later, little Billy.
祝你下次好运 Better luck next time.
来吧，伙计们 Come on, guys.
我说“最棒”了吗? Did I say "best"?
应该是最糟的一天 I meant worst day ever.
看看这些，“闪光人阻止了抢劫” Take a look at these. "Lightning guy stops robbery."
“大宝贝挫败了法尔科内” "Big cheese foils Falcone."
“英雄救了树上的狗” "Hero saves dog in tree."
他从树上救了一只狗？ He saved a dog from a tree?
我的意思是，即使超人也不会那样做 I mean, even Superman doesn't do that.
我相信超人会把狗从树上救下来 I'm sure Superman would save a dog from a tree
如果他曾经见过的话 if he ever saw one.
如果我们集中注意力而不是聊天 Maybe if we were paying attention instead of talking,
我们会知道的，对吧，肯特？ we'd know, wouldn't we, Kent?
对不起，怀特先生 Sorry, Mr. White.
我不需要抱歉，我需要答案 I don't want sorry, I want answers.
他是谁？他来自哪里？ Who is he? Where is he from?
他叫什么名字？我是说，看看那个简介 What's his name? I mean, look at that profile.
他的下巴看起来像大理石做的 His chin looks like it was made of marble.
所以我们就叫他“大理石队长” That's it. We'll call him "Captain Marble."
已经有人了，主编 Already taken, Chief.
是吗？没关系 Is it? It doesn't matter.
问题是，他想要什么？ Point is, what does he want?
他为什么这么有礼貌？ Why is he so polite?
这是个创世纪的故事 This is the story of the century.
我想要《星球日报》昨天的独家新闻 And I want a Daily Planet exclusive yesterday.
你们为什么都站在这？ Well, what are you all standing around for?
赶紧走！ Go, go!
- 抱歉 - 请原谅 - I'm sorry. - Excuse me.
不，没关系…这是… No, it's okay... This is...
好的 Yeesh.
- 肯特！ - 是，我要去… Kent. Yeah, I was just…
我正要按您说出去安排采访 about to go out and get you that interview,
怀特先生 Mr. White.
别担心，孩子 Ah, don't worry about that, son,
超级英雄从来不是你的强项 superheroes have never been your strong suit.
是吗，我不那么觉得 Well, I don't know about that.
我有另一个任务给你 I have another assignment for you.
一些重要的，有意义的事情 Something important, something meaningful,
一些只有你才能做的事情 something that only you can do.
我不会让你失望的，怀特先生，是什么？ I won't let you down, Mr. White. What is it?
明天之前我需要1000字关于大都会农贸市场的文章 I need 1,000 words about the Metropolis Farmer's Market by tomorrow.
他们有个很棒的肥料展览 They have this amazing fertilizer exhibit
如果有一个人知道肥料该怎么写 and if there's one person that knows how to write about manure,
那就是你了，肯特 it's you, Kent.
没问题，怀特先生 Sure thing, Mr. White.
比如，这个萝卜是有机的吗？ Like, is this radish organic?
当然，是我自己种的 Absolutely, grew it myself.
我怎么能确定呢，伙计？ Well, how can I be sure, dude?
这个嘛… Well, uh...
很好，是有机食品 So good. Organic.
告诉你了 Told you.
该死的榨汁机 Dang juicer.
我好像没法把它弄下来 I can't seem to get this down.
谢谢你，陌生人 Oh. Thanks, stranger.
为主人收集所有的食物 Gather all the food for the master,
必须安抚他 he must be appeased.
主人会很高兴 Master will be pleased.
我是说，我做过农民 I mean, I was a farmer.
所以，我想当然应该报道一下农贸市场 So, of course I guess I should report on the farmer's market.
对了，我要给怀特先生 And, by golly, I'm gonna give Mr. White
他所见过最好的关于常见农产品的文章 the best article on perennial produce he's ever seen.
救命！有怪物！ Help! Monsters!
有人有麻烦了 Someone's in trouble.
看起来克拉克·肯特不是今天唯一有任务的人 Looks like Clark Kent isn't the only one with an assignment today.
难道你不知道吗？ Don't you know?
偷窃从来不是健康饮食的一部分 Stealing is never part of a healthy diet.
微不足道的氪星人 Puny Kryptonian.
哦，那好吧 Well, then.
好的，你有什么？ All right, what do you have?
姐妹眼 Sister Eye!
不 No.
好吧，那… Oh, well, how about...
表亲眼？ Cousin Eye?
事故警报 Trouble alert.
哦，对不起 Uh, excuse me.
您有没有…我没听清您说什么 Did... Did... I didn't hear what you said.
- 您说了什么？ - 我得走了 Did you say something? I gotta go.
韦恩先生，我还没… Uh, Mr. Wayne, I didn't...
我甚至还没跟您说爷爷眼的事… I didn't even get to tell you about Grandpa Eye.
需要帮忙吗？ Need a hand?
那就太好了 That'd be super.
照顾好这些家伙，我要赶火车 Take care of these guys, I've got a train to catch.
来呀，你得更快才行 Oh, come on, you have to do better than that.
以绿灯军团的权威 By the authority of the Green Lantern Corps,
我命令你投降 I command you to surrender.
强大的奥姆才不会听你那个绿灯军团的！ Bah! The mighty Oom doesn't answer to your puny Lantern Corps.
哦，不，桥断了 Oh, no, the bridge is out.
嘿，看，是超人 Hey, look, it's Superman.
救救我们，超人 Save us, Superman.
下一站，大都会中心 Next stop, Metropolis Central.
虽然你是邪恶的 Just because you're evil
并不意味着你的呼吸也该是 doesn't mean your breath should be.
去刷个牙吧 Go brush your teeth.
你是个笨蛋，对吧？ You're the Dummy, right?
哎呀，你的门槛太低了 Yeesh, way to set the bar low.
哈哈！太慢了，笨蛋 Hahah! Too slow, Dummy.
我来接 I got this.
谢了，伙计 Uh, like, thanks, man.
- 你怎么… - 墨丘利的速度，很酷吧？ - How did you... - Speed of Mercury, isn't it cool?
嘿，等一下 Oh, hey, one sec.
不，等等，你是谁？ No, wait, who are you?
好的，很好 Okay, yeah, that's good.
我确定这东西有重量限制，所以… I'm sure this thing has a weight limit, so...
我来了 I've got it.
赫拉克勒斯的力量 Strength of Hercules.
我可以做上一整天，但谁有那个时间呢？ I could do this all day, but who has the time?
打扰了 Pardon me.
我想你放错了地方 I think you misplaced these.
这样就解决了 Well, that takes care of that.
嗨，我是… Hi. I'm...
阿特拉斯的臂毛啊 By the arm hairs of Atlas,
你还好吗？ are you okay?
你知道阿特拉斯吗？好酷啊 You know Atlas? That's so cool.
我有阿特拉斯那样的耐力，是不是很酷？ I've got the stamina of Atlas, isn't that rad?
我几乎不痛不痒 I barely even felt getting hit.
但我打赌他会的 But I bet he will.
谢谢 Thanks.
别客气 Don't mention it.
这里只容得下一个蝙蝠人 There's only room for one bat person around here.
你不觉得吗？ Don't you think?
主人必须满意 The master must be satisfied.
但不是今天 But not today.
撤退！ Retreat!
我们得去追他们 We have to go after them.
以后再说 Later.
现在，我们必须阻止那栋大楼倒塌 Right now, we have to stop that building from collapsing.
我不知道在屋顶上晒日光浴是不是个好主意 I don't know if sunbathing on the roof was such a great idea.
大家一起来 All right, everybody,
现在摇动你的身体 now shake your body.
放松你的四肢 Loosen those limbs.
这真有趣 This is fun.
来吧，你能行的 Come on, you can do it.
你应该感觉像是在爬山一样 It should feel like you're climbing up the side of a mountain.
轮到你了，闪电侠 Your turn, Flash.
我来了 I'm on it.
你在这里很安全，女士 You're safe here, ma'am.
要走咯 Gotta run.
我是来提供一些支撑的 I'm here to offer some support.
跳，2，3 And jump, two, three.
2、3、4 Two, three, four. And one.
- 1… - 哇，真有用啊 - and one…- Wow, what a workout.
这是什么鬼东西？ What in the blue blazes?
我想你现在可以放手了 I think you can let go now.
哦，好吧 Oh. Uh, heh, right.
天啊，我简直不敢相信 Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it,
闪电侠，你嗖的一下就跑过那些砖块 Flash, you just ran up those bricks like "zoom".
神奇女侠带着套索 And Wonder Woman with the lasso,
你们全都… you were all...Woow
而超人，有热视线 And Superman, with the heat vision,
你“嗞嗞”就能确保地基安全 you secured the base with a "pssh".
蝙蝠侠荡起来接住了那个人 Batman swung in and caught that guy
绿灯侠正在把墙重新砌好 while Green Lantern was putting the wall back together.
你们真是难以置信！ You guys are incredible!
见到你们真是太不可思议的荣幸了 It is such an amazing pleasure to meet you.
当我还是个孩子的时候，你就是我的英雄 You have been my hero since I was just a kid.
哦，对不起 Oop, sorry.
当你还是个孩子的时候?？ Since you were a kid?
据我观察 By my observations,
你和超人的年龄差不多 you're approximately the same age as Superman.
相同的年龄？哦不，我只是想说 Same age? Oh, no, uh... I just meant that
在你们面前让我觉得自己像个孩子 watching you makes me feel like a kid.
不管怎样，很高兴见到你们 Anyway, what a thrill to meet you guys,
希望我没有妨碍到你们 I hope I didn't get in the way.
不客气，事实上我们很感激 Not at all. In fact, we're grateful.
你是…？ Mister...
哦，抱歉 Oh, uh, sorry.
我是沙赞 I'm Shazam.
沙…什么来的？ Shazwhat now?
哦，沙包 Well, Shazbot.
- 沙赞 - 不好意思 - Shazam. - Excuse me.
沙赞，你这样冒险真是太勇敢了 Shazam, it was pretty courageous of you to leap into danger like that.
我知道，这也是我的能力之一： I know, that's one of my powers too.
阿基里斯的勇气 Courage of Achilles.
我前几天还用它来吃凤尾鱼 I used it just the other day to eat some anchovies.
我们怎么能确定你是好人呢？ How can we be sure you're one of the good guys?
完全可以理解 Totally understandable.
即使我不是 But even if I wasn't,
而一位伟大的哲学家曾经说过 a great philosopher once said,
“亲近你的朋友，更要亲近你的敌人” "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
所以，你们又有什么损失呢？ So, really what do you have to lose?
是的，我知道这个名言 Yep, I know quotes.
所罗门的智慧 Wisdom of Solomon.
亲爱的，我说的对吗？ Sweet, am I right?
为什么他总是提到所罗门、阿特拉斯这些人？ Why does he keep mentioning Solomon, Atlas and the others?
- 好吧，我… - 他的能力显然来自 Well, I... His powers obviously derive
他所描述的每个古代英雄 from each of the ancient heroes he's described,
这就是“沙赞”这个名字的由来 that makes up the name "Shazam."
S 代表所罗门的智慧 S for the wisdom of Solomon.
H 代表赫拉克勒斯的力量 H for the strength of Hercules.
A 是阿特拉斯的耐力 A for the stamina of Atlas.
另一个A代表阿基里斯的勇气 Another A for the courage of Achilles.
M 代表墨丘利的速度 And M for the speed of Mercury.
这意味着Z必须代表… That means that Z must stand for...
宙斯的力量 The power of Zeus.
我还不知道那是什么 Still haven't figure out what that is myself.
好吧，不管你是谁 Well, whoever you are,
我们非常感谢你的帮助 we really appreciate your help.
我的荣幸！我是说，能帮助正义联盟 My pleasure. I mean, helping the Justice League,
真是太棒了！ so awesome!
你应该跟着去 You should tag along.
到正义大厅 Come to the Hall of Justice,
看看奇迹在哪里发生 see where the magic happens.
- 我不认为… - 真的吗？ I don't think... Seriously?
正义大厅？ The Hall of Justice?
就是那个，正义大厅？ Like, the Hall of Justice?
哦，伙计，我…我… Oh, man, I... I...
很酷 Be cool.
这是发生在你身上最好的事情 This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to you
只是…冷静 but just... be cool.
我是说，我想是的 I mean, I guess so.
反正我没事可做 I don't have anything going on,
所以，嗯，随便吧 so, uh, yeah, whatever.
这不是我们的错 It's not our fault.
蝙蝠怪是对的 Jeepers is right.
我们正要把你的食物搞到手 We would've had your food
但正义联盟出现了，并毁了一切 but the Justice League showed up and ruined everything.
够了！ Enough!
我厌倦了找借口 I'm tired of excuses.
我需要的是食物 What I need is food.
如果你不能得到它 And if you can't get it,
那么我，思维先生 then I, Mr. Mind,
会找到其他有能力的人 will find others who can.
是的 Yes.
如此强大，如此饥饿 So powerful, so hungry.
如此饥饿 So hungry.
是的，食物，我需要更多食物 Yes, food, I need more food.
原谅我席瓦纳，我们的小实验怎样了? Excuse me. Sivana, how goes our small experiment?
完成了 It's done.
这种神奇的化学物质可以做到你想要的 This magically infused chemical should do what you wanted.
现在，你能停止控制我的思想，让我走了吗？ Now, can you stop mindcontrolling me and let me go?
嗯，不 Hmm, nope.
现在像袋鼠一样跳吧 Now jump like a kangaroo.
精神控制是最好的 Mind control is the best.
吃，吃，饿… Eat. Eat. Hunger.
食物！再给我拿点吃的来 Food. Bring me more food.
在正义联盟来这之前，我必须得到更多 I must have more before the Justice League arrives.
正义联盟吗？ The Justice League?
到这里吗？怎么来的？ Here? But how?
这就叫做直觉 Call it intuition.
在这里，我们有自己的事故警报系统 And over here, we have our trouble alert system.
如果世界上有什么问题 If there's a problem anywhere in the world,
我们会知道的 we'll know about it.
这，真是，难以置信！ This is incredible!
我…我有点想哭了 I... I think I might cry.
正义大厅牌纸巾？ Hall of Justice branded tissue?
我能留着这个吗？ Can I keep this?
太不卫生了 Highly unsanitary.
都在我的剪贴簿里 Totally going in my scrapbook.
大家，我对这次参观真是感激不尽 You guys, I really can't thank you enough for the tour.
你们对我太重要了 You all mean so much to me.
正义联盟一直是希望的灯塔 The Justice League has always been a beacon of hope.
在最黑暗的时刻，我总是问 In the darkest of times, I've always said,
“正义联盟会怎么做？” "What would the Justice League do?"
我的意思是…… I mean...
这取决于你们的花名册 It depends on your roster,
那个塑料人有点不同 that Plastic Man is kind of different,
但是，没关系 but, uh, that doesn't matter.
你们大家帮了我很多 You guys have helped me a lot.
我可能需要一条手帕，蝙蝠侠 I might need one of those hankies, Batman.
我得走了 Well, I better get going.
我希望我们很快能一起做些超级英雄的事务 I hope we do some superheroing stuff together soon.
不，等等 No, wait.
我要召开正义联盟会议 I call a Justice League meeting.
有必要开会吗？ Is a meeting necessary?
我们应该出去找那些怪物 We should be out finding these monsters.
我有他们的位置 I have their location
通过蝙蝠追踪器，还有… via the BatTracer, and...
你知道规矩的，蝙蝠侠 You know the rules, Batman.
如果我们中有人要开会… If one of us calls a meeting...
那我们都得参加 Then we all must attend.
我该离开，还是… Should I go or...
不，待在那儿 No, stay right there.
小氪会陪你的 Krypto will keep you company.
这是个超声波口哨 It's an ultrasonic whistle.
等一下 One sec.
超级狗狗 A superdog.
啊，你好，小氪你真可爱 Ah, hi, Krypto. Aren't you cute?
是是，你真的是 Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
我想我们应该让他加入 I think we should let him join.
联盟吗？但我们才刚认识他 The League? But we just met him.
不是每个人都像你一样不愿加入联盟的，蝙蝠侠 Not everyone is as reluctant to join the League as you were, Batman.
我喜欢他，不仅是因为 I like him. And not just because
他的胸口上有一道闪电 he has a lightning bolt on his chest,
不过这也无伤大雅 though that doesn't hurt.
我同意闪电侠 I'm with Flash,
他有一种天真无邪的气质 there's something so innocent about him.
你抓不到我 You can't catch me.
或者是孩子气 Or juvenile.
我看我们该投票 I saw we take a vote.
赞成的，请举手 All in favor, raise your hand.
沙赞，我们有个邀请 Shazam, we have an offer for you.
一个邀请吗？ An offer?
我们想邀请你成为… We'd like to invite you to become a member of...
正义联盟的一员 the Justice League.
什么？这是真的吗？ What? Is this for real?
我…我…这不是什么偷拍秀吧？ I... I... This isn't some hidden camera show, is it?
这个房间里有24个摄像头 There are 24 cameras in this room,
即使你有超人的能力也找不到 none of which you could find even with Superman's abilities.
不，这不是恶作剧 No, this isn't a prank.
事实是你符合我们正义联盟所有的标准 The reality is you fit all of our Justice League criteria.
- 你有超能力 - 有 - You have superpowers. - Check.
- 战斗力强 -也有 Fight for good. Double check.
而且不是孩子 And not a kid.
全中 Check aroni.
沙赞，你说呢？ So, Shazam, what do you say?
我…将是最好的联盟成员！ I... will be the best Leaguer ever!
我保证，说真的，你永远不会后悔 I promise, seriously, you'll never regret this.
沙赞，正义联盟不仅仅是一个打击犯罪的组织 Shazam, the Justice League is more than a welltuned crime fighting unit.
也是一个家庭 It's a family.
一个……家庭吗？ A... family?
家庭是建立在信任之上的 And families are built on trust.
沙赞，我们这么认为 Shazam, we think that
你可以成为团队中的一员 you could be a great addition to the team.
但为了让我们完全信任你 But in order for us to fully trust you,
我们需要知道你到底是谁 we need to know who you really are.
不是超级英雄 Not the superhero.
就是，你自己 But, you.
我，呃…哦，不 My, uh... Oh, no.
别担心，我们先来 Don't worry, we'll go first.
除了蝙蝠侠 Well, except for Batman,
他有点例外，因为他脾气暴躁 he kind of gets an exception because he's so grumpy.
我不是脾气暴躁 I'm not grumpy.
哦，我不认识你 Yeah, I don't know you.
不知道 No idea.
我是说，这甚至不是真正的伪装 I mean, that's not even really a disguise.
不，当然是 Well, sure it is.
星星会把你的视线从我的脸上移开 The star draws your view from my face.
不会吧 Not really.
克拉克·肯特？ Clark Kent?
你在没有指示的情况下 You did that amazing exposé
做了那个关于建筑的惊人的报道 on building without instructions.
真是不可思议 That was fantastic.
哦，谢谢 Oh, thanks,
我真的很努力地写了那篇文章 I worked really hard on that piece.
哦，对了 Oh, right.
那么，你准备好成为这个家庭的一员了吗？ So, are you ready to be part of the family?
我… I...
我不能 I can't.
对不起，我……我真的害怕 I'm sorry, I... I really am.
我得走了 I have to go.
正如我猜测的那样 Just as I surmised,
沙赞有些事要隐瞒 Shazam has something to hide,
这证明了他不值得信任 and this proves he is not to be trusted.
但你隐藏了一切 But you hide everything.
- 蝙蝠豁免 - 不，但是… - Bat exemption. - No, but I...
蝙蝠豁免 Bat exemption.
现在，来吧 Now, come on.
我们要抓怪兽了 We have monsters to catch.
不敢相信我没有加入正义联盟 I can't believe I didn't just join the Justice League.
但如果他们知道我只是个小孩… But if they knew that I was just a kid...
- 那家伙在飞吗？ - 哦，天啊 - 漂亮的斗篷 - Whoa, is that guy flying? - Oh, man! - Nice cape.
我从来没见过超级英雄 I've never seen a superhero.
看，妈妈，超人有新衣服了 Look, Mommy, Superman got a new costume.
再见，红色的超人 Bye, Red Superman.
别动 Stay still.
你怎么进来的 How did you even get in here,
你这讨厌的野兽！ you pesky beast?
你好，比利 Oh, hello, Billy.
你今天过得如何？ How was your day?
哦，你懂的 Oh, you know.
不需要巫师就能知道你在烦恼什么 It doesn't take a wizard to know something's bothering you.
但我是个巫师，所以也许知道 But I'm a wizard, so maybe it does.
比利，你什么都可以告诉我 Billy, you can tell me anything.
我今天过得很愉快，你知道吗？ I had this great day, you know?
和坏人战斗，遇见我的英雄，但是… Fighting bad guys, meeting my heroes, but then...
然后正义联盟想让我加入他们的队伍 But then the Justice League wanted me to join their team.
这听起来太棒了 That sounds wonderful.
但是，除了 It was, except,
为了加入，他们说需要信任我 in order to join, they said they needed to trust me.
这就意味着我必须暴露我的秘密身份 Which means I would have to reveal my secret identity.
你害怕他们会拒绝你 And you were afraid they would reject you
当他们发现你不是成年人的时候？ when they found out you weren't an adult?
正是 Exactly.
我知道，在你心里 I know that, in your heart,
你只想要个家，比利 all you've ever wanted was a family, Billy.
有归属感的地方 Somewhere to belong.
我试着给你那个地方 I've tried to give you that place,
但是我的时间不多了 but my time is running out.
很快，你需要找到自己的路 Soon, you'll need to find your own way.
你会发现成为一个家庭并不是没有风险的 And you'll discover that being in a family doesn't come without its own risks.
风险吗？ Risks?
像是什么？ Like what?
信任，孩子 Trust, my son,
信任他人，与他人分享你的一部分 trust to share a part of yourself with others.
并希望与你分享的人会接受它 And hope that those you share it with will accept it.
你是说和我一起分享宙斯的力量，对吧？ You're talking about you sharing the power of Zeus with me, right?
你选的第一个人是巫师冠军？ The first guy you chose to be the Wizard's champion?
我不会说第一个 Well, I wouldn't say first.
还有另一个 There was another.
他的名字叫泰斯·亚当 His name was Teth Adam.
沙赞！ Shazam!
但他会成为强大的亚当 But he would become Mighty Adam.
他一开始就像我希望的那样是个英雄 He started out as the hero I hoped he would be.
但我没看到他日益增长的野心 But I was blind not to see his growing ambition.
不久，他就被他的力量所腐蚀，变成了邪恶的人 Soon, he was corrupted by his power and turned to evil.
他试图奴役世界 He tried to enslave the world,
但经过一场漫长而艰苦的战斗 but after a long and trying battle,
我击败了他 I defeated him.
不！ No!
就这样，他成了黑亚当 And thus, he became Black Adam.
你做了什么？ What did you do?
我把他锁起来了 I locked him away
他再也不能伤害任何人 where he can never harm anyone again.
（警告！请勿打开！）
重点是，比利，即使是我 The point is, Billy, that even I,
聪明而强大的巫师，冒着危险 the wise and powerful Wizard, risked something
并继续冒险把力量交给你 and continue to risk by giving that power to you.
我真正的冠军 My true champion.
糟透了 Aw, shucks.
那是什么？ What is it?
联盟吗？ The League?
我感到一个陷阱，走吧！ I sense a trap. Go.
记住，比利 And remember, Billy,
没有什么比帮助那些需要帮助的人更能创造信任了 nothing creates trust like helping those in need.
所罗门的智慧吗？ Wisdom of Solomon?
不，是常识 No, common sense.
这就去吧 Now go.
你又来了 There you are.
现在别动 Now just hold still.
我讨厌飞蛾 I hate moths.
散开 Fan out.
没有任何异常的迹象 No sign of anything out of the ordinary.
奇怪，蝙蝠雷达显示追踪应该是正确的… Strange. The Bat Radar indicates the tracer should be right...
就在那个盒子里 where that box is.
哦，我明白了 Oh, I got it.
不，这是陷阱 No, it's a trap.
没错，蝙蝠侠 Right as always, Batman.
怪物社团欢迎你 The Monster Society welcomes you.
那是条会说话的虫子？ 我是说，拜托，我们现在是在打虫子吗？ Is that a talking worm? I mean, come on, we fight worms now?
我不只是虫子，闪电侠 I'm no mere worm, Flash.
我是强大的思维先生 I'm the powerful Mr. Mind,
银河系中最大的恶棍 the greatest villain in the galaxy.
因为我的邪恶，在宇宙的三个象限中被通缉 Wanted in over three quadrants of the universe for my evil evilness.
现在我的成就可以加上击败正义联盟了 And now I can add defeating the Justice League to my accomplishments.
席瓦纳，可以了吗？ Sivana, if you please?
虽然我的说服能力很强 Though my powers of mental persuasion are strong,
我知道永远无法驯服正义联盟的超级英雄头脑 I know they could never tame the superheroic minds of the Justice League.
也许，闪电侠可以 Well, maybe the Flash.
真是谢谢了… Thanks... a lot.
你永远不会…侥幸逃脱 You'll never... get away with this.
我已经是了 I already have.
成年人的思维很难控制 The adult mind is hard to manipulate,
但一个孩子的心灵… but the mind of a child...
席瓦纳，打开 Sivana, fans.
什么？ What?
成功了！ It worked!
当然成功，席瓦纳博士可不赖 Of course it worked. Dr. Sivana is no slouch.
我成小孩了？ I'm a kid?
好吧，我会在七月被搅成黄油 Well, I'll be butterchurned in July.
但我不想当小孩 But I don't wanna be a kid.
你说什么？我没有感到任何不同 What are you talking about? I don't feel any different.
把我们变回去，席瓦纳，马上 Turn us back, Sivana, this instant.
席瓦纳无能为力，你也无能为力 Sivana can do nothing and neither can you.
啊，多么简单 Ah, so easy.
我现在拥有你们所有人 I have all of you now.
等等！我没看到蝙蝠侠 Wait! I don't see Batman.
他跑了！ He's gone!
去吧，我的怪物 Go, my monsters.
找到蝙蝠侠，带他来见我 Find the Batman and bring him to me.
现在，少年正义联盟 And now, Junior Justice League,
你们准备好执行我的命令了吗？ are you ready to do my bidding?
嗯，就像爸常说的，“当你拉牛的乳房时，它会哞哞叫吗？” Well, as Pa used to say, "Does a cow moo when you pull its udder?"
啥？ What?
我想答案是肯定的 I'll assume that's a yes,
欢迎来到邪恶的怪物社团 so welcome to the Monster Society of Evil!
在那里 There.
这是假蝙蝠 There is the false Bat.
把他交给主人 Get him for the master.
抓到你了 Got you.
出来，小蝙蝠无处可藏 Come out, Batsy. There is no place to go.
哈！抓到了，抓到了 Ha! Got you, got you.
现在你被蝙蝠胶粘住了 Now you're stuck in Bat Glue.
无处可藏，蝙蝠侠？ No place to go, Batman?
或者我应该说“蝙蝠男孩”？ Or should I say "Batboy"?
你没事吧，孩子？ Are you okay, kid?
- 我看到那些坏人了，觉得你可能需要帮助 - 我… - I saw those bad guys and thought you might need some help. - I…
我是说，我很感激你的工作 I mean, I appreciate the amount of work
你的角色扮演很入戏 you put into your cosplay,
但超级英雄有点危险 but superheroing is kind of dangerous.
- 我… - 我送你去妈妈那儿怎么样？ I... How about I drop you off to your mom?
也许她会带你去喝杯奶昔什么的 Maybe she'll take you out for a milkshake or something.
那些总是让我开心 Those always cheer me up.
我，是，蝙蝠侠 I am Batman.
天哪 Sheesh.
思维先生把我们变成了孩子 Mr. Mind transformed us into children
为了控制我们年轻而易受影响的思想 in order to control our young impressionable minds.
但因为我很厉害，我能在他的力量影响我之前逃走 But because I'm awesome, I was able to get away before his powers affected me.
你真是蝙蝠侠？ Wow, you really are Batman.
我想这用不着超级听力吧 I guess that's a no on superhearing.
好吧，好吧消化 Okay, okay. Digesting.
听着，蝙蝠侠 Well, listen, Batman,
你留在这里，我来照顾… how about you stay here while I take care of...
不，思维先生控制着这些怪物 No. Mr. Mind controls the monsters
还有少年正义联盟 and the preadolescent Justice League.
他也有机会抓住你 There's a chance he can get you, too.
我不希望你插进来引起更多的麻烦 I don't want you jumping in there and causing more trouble.
- 但我能帮忙 - 是啊 - But I can help. - Yeah.
我不和我不信任的人一起工作 I don't work with people I can't trust.
在你快速离开正义大厅之后 And after your quick exit at the Hall of Justice,
我不能相信你 I can't trust you.
那你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do, then?
我要做什么并不重要 It doesn't matter what I'm going to do.
我是蝙蝠侠… I'm Batman...
我所做的一切都令人难以置信 and everything I do is incredible.
蝙蝠车… The Batmobile.
我的日记绝对不会相信的 My diary is never gonna believe this.
好吧，祝你好运，蝙蝠侠 Well, okay. Good luck, Batman.
我知道没有你不能克服的障碍 I know there's no obstacle you can't overcome.
- 我完全信任你… - 我去 - I have complete faith in you. - Come on.
你是个真英雄 You're a real hero.
改变计划 Change of plan.
你真的想帮忙吗？ Do you really wanna help?
我现在年轻的身体够不着踏板 In my youthful state, I'm unable to reach the pedals.
所以，需要你来驾驶 So, you'll need to drive.
驾驶？ Drive?
你会开车的，是吗？ You can drive a stick, can't you?
好啊，不… Okay, no...
停下，等等，不，不是这条路 Stop. Wait, no. Not that way.
我以为你说过你会开 I thought you said you'd done this.
当然，我是个成年人 Of course I have. I'm an adult.
只是有点生锈 Just a little rusty.
生锈？那你为什么开三档？ Rusty? And why are you in third gear?
好吧，让我们离开高速路 Okay, let's just stay off the freeway.
你好！欢迎光临！ Hello! Welcome!
祝你有美好的一天 Have a great day.
哦，看看是谁来了？ Well, what do we have here?
今天甚至不是万圣节，但是，我的天，你们看起来棒极了 It's not even Halloween but, my, you look wonderful.
今天什么风把你们吹来了？ What brings you in today?
主人需要食物，就像猪需要一堆泥巴 The master needs food like a pig needs a pile of mud.
哦，那不是很好吗？ Ooh, isn't that nice?
我最爱的砖块！ Brick O's! My favorite!
看来我还有最后一个 Looks like I have the last one.
我要这个，谢谢 I'll take that. Thanks.
看起来熟了… It looks like it's ripe...
…可以摘了 ...for the picking.
看看我发现了什么，猜猜现在谁是主人的最爱？ Look what I found. Guess who's going to be master's favorite now?
就像我妈常说的 As my ma used to say,
“你不可能赢得一场吻猪比赛而不弄得脏兮兮的” "You can't win a pig kissing contest without getting a little dirty."
这根本说不通 That doesn't even make sense.
- 说得通 - 没有 - Does, too. - Does not.
- 说的通 - 没有，无穷大加一 ! - Does, too. - Does not, infinity plus one!
我要告诉主人 I'm telling the master.
祝你有美好的一天 Have a nice day.
啊，恶心 Ugh. Gross.
很好，你们回来了，把食物放下吧 Oh, good. Mmm, you're back. Just place the food anywhere.
嗯，我最后会搞定的 Mmm, I'll get to it eventually.
我不知道该不该说，但是你不应该，慢点吃吗？ I know it's me saying this but shouldn't you, I don't know, slow down?
吃得更多，更快 Eat more faster.
慢下来？不 Slow down? No.
如果可以的话，我需要…更快 If anything, I need to... speed up.
豌豆？豌豆怎么在这里？ Peas? What are peas doing here?
规矩是什么？ What's the rule?
请不要豌豆 No peas, please.
完全正确，其他的都可以 Exactly. Anything else is fine.
西兰花，芝麻菜，什么都行，就是不要豌豆 Broccoli, arugula, whatever, just no peas.
天哪！现在去！ Sheesh. Now go!
再给我多些！我一定要吃更多！ Give me more. I must have more!
这地方太棒了！ This place is amazing!
我以为永恒之石很酷，但这个地方… I thought the Rock of Eternity was cool, but this place...
永恒之石？ Rock of Eternity?
是另一个维度的魔法连结 Nexus of magic in another dimension.
说来话长 Uh, it's a long story.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我的蝙蝠电脑是这个星球上最复杂的电脑 My Bat Computer is the most sophisticated computer on the planet.
拥有超过10亿美元的投资 Highdef with over a billion megabrixels,
最先进的技术 state of the art.
它也播放砌砖电影 It also streams Brickflix.
它有能力在任何时间找到世界上任何人 And it has the ability to find anyone at anytime in the world.
- 很酷吧 - 真酷 - Pretty cool, huh? - Way cool.
在那里 There.
他们到处偷食物，我们必须阻止他们！ They're stealing food from everywhere. We have to stop them!
是“我”必须阻止他们 I have to stop them.
是是，你不信任我但是，我的意思是，拜托 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't trust me. But, I mean, come on.
我帮你对付怪物，蝙蝠车…这些 I helped you with the monsters, the Batmobile... sort of.
我知道这很难相信，但我不太容易信任别人 I know it's hard to believe, but I don't trust people very easily.
不，这一点也不难相信，你住在洞穴里 No, that's not hard to believe at all. You live in a cave.
在我们这一行，我们必须小心 In our line of work, we have to be careful.
我是说，如果你是个坏人呢？ I mean, what if you were a bad guy?
我已经透露的太多了 I've already revealed too much to you.
你很幸运，我现在没赶你出去 You're lucky I don't take you out right now.
我可以的，知道吗？因为我是蝙蝠侠 I could, you know? 'Cause I'm Batman.
蝙蝠侠绝对是最棒的英雄 And Batman is totally the best hero.
还…好？ O... kay?
重点是，保持距离是有好处的 Point is, it pays to keep people at a distance.
所以你…千万别受伤 So you... Never get hurt.
海明威曾经说过 Hemingway once said,
“确认你是否可以信任某人的最好方法 "The best way to find out if you can trust someone
就是信任他们” is to trust them."
好吧。沙赞！ Fine. Shazam!
比利·巴特森 Billy Batson.
我不明白，你是怎么… I don't understand. How did you...
这一切都是从我帮你解决双面人开始的 It all started when I helped you during that Two-Face situation.
哦不，哪一个？哪一个？ Oh, no. Which one? Which one?
红色的电线，比利 The red wire, Billy.
我不知道这声音是谁的 I don't know who the voice belonged to.
我只知道它救了我们的命 I just knew it saved our lives.
从那以后，我开始了我的日常生活 After that, I went about my usual routine.
比利，这是你最后一笔回收的钱了 Well, Billy, that's the last of the money you got from recycling.
希望这个三明治值这个价，因为我快饿死了 Hope this sandwich is worth it 'cause I'm starving.
施舍点吃的吧 Spare some food.
祝你有美好的一天 Have a great day.
你是个好孩子，比利·巴特森 You're a nice boy, Billy Batson.
嘿，你怎么知道我的名字？ Hey, how do you know my name?
在接下来的几天里，这还不是我遇到的唯一奇怪的事 That wasn't the only weird thing that happened to me over the next couple of days.
对不起，女士，我来帮你 Excuse me, ma'am, let me give you a hand.
你是个好孩子，比利·巴特森 You're a nice boy, Billy Batson.
我总是遇到一些奇怪的人 I just kept running into the strangest people.
嘿，先生，你掉了这个 Hey, mister, you dropped this.
你是个好孩子 You're a nice boy.
这个，为你解决麻烦 Here. For your trouble.
免费地铁币吗？谢谢，先生 Free subway token? Thanks, mister.
我一点也不知道那个小玩意儿 Little did I know that small token
将带我踏上一段不可思议的旅程 would lead me on an incredible journey.
比利·巴特森，我们发现了...你的价值 Billy Batson, you have been found... worthy.
这个声音… That voice.
登上车，开始一生难忘的冒险吧 Climb aboard for the adventure of a lifetime.
这是什么地方？ What is this place?
“人类的七个死敌” "The seven deadly enemies of man."
哇，好吓人的一群 Whoa, what a scary bunch.
比利·巴特森！ Billy Batson!
我一直在等你 I've been expecting you.
是你吗？我把吃的给了那个老人 You? That old man I gave the food to.
我帮忙过马路的那个女人 That woman I helped to cross the street.
我把钱还给了他 And that guy I returned his money to.
- 他们都是你 - 是的 - They were all you. - Yes.
我那样做是为了考验你，比利 I did that to test you, Billy.
考验我？考验我什么? Test me? Test me for what?
看看你是否配得上伟大的力量 To see if you're worthy of great power.
你是可以的，比利 And you are, Billy.
我从未见过如此纯洁的心灵 Never have I seen a heart so pure.
世界是个危险的地方 The world is a dangerous place.
它需要英雄像你这样的英雄 It needs heroes. Heroes like you.
你只需要说出我的名字 All you need to do is say my name.
你的名字？ Your name?
沙赞！ Shazam!
沙……赞？ Sha... zam?
不不，你不能只是胆怯地说 No, no, no. You can't just say it timidly.
否则，你怎么向别人介绍自己呢？ Otherwise, how would you ever introduce yourself to people?
那太荒谬了 That'd be ridiculous.
有意义、有目的地说出来 Say it with meaning, with purpose.
沙赞！ Shazam!
在获得沙赞的力量后，我开始工作 After getting the power of Shazam, I went to work,
尽我所能帮助这个城市 helping the city as best I could.
这很神奇 It was awesome.
不仅是因为我有这些不可思议的能力 Not just because I had these incredible powers
但是，你知道 but, you know,
因为我是个成年人 because I was a grownup.
对不起，孩子，下次再来吧 Sorry, kid. Maybe next time.
下一个 Next.
一位，谢谢 One, please.
但即使有那么大的力量 But even with all that power,
这也并不重要 it didn't really matter.
我只是想有归属感 I just wanted to belong.
不想孤单 To not be alone.
你不会明白的，你是蝙蝠侠 You wouldn't understand. You're the Batman.
你有朋友，有家人 You've got friends, a family.
但作为一个孩子 But being a kid,
一个孤儿 an orphan,
这是很糟糕的 it's the worst.
我完全理解你不想和我一起工作 I totally understand if you don't want to work with me,
现在你知道了 now that you know.
嗯…我很抱歉 Uh... I'm sorry.
我知道这应该是一个重要的时刻 I know this is supposed to be, like, an important moment,
但我真的不认识你 but I don't really recognize you.
也许在你成年的时候？ Maybe in your adult form?
我是布鲁斯·韦恩 I'm Bruce Wayne.
布鲁斯·韦恩？ Bruce Wayne?
就是那个布鲁斯·韦恩? Like, the Bruce Wayne?
亿万富翁布鲁斯·韦恩？ Billionaire Bruce Wayne?
有那些超贵跑车的布鲁斯·韦恩？ The Bruce Wayne with all those super expensive sports cars?
私人飞机里有自己游乐场的布鲁斯·韦恩？ The Bruce Wayne with the private jet that has its own arcade in it?
神圣的魔草啊！那是什么样的？ Holy moly! What's that like?
没关系，我是说，我有的，像是… It's okay. I mean, I only have, like,
500个在线游戏，没什么大不了的 500 games onboard. No big whoop.
太棒了！ Awesome!
听着，比利 Listen, Billy,
当我像你这么大的时候，我也失去了父母 when I was a kid about your age, I lost my parents, too.
所以我知道什么是孤独 So I know what it is to be alone.
我接受了这种恐惧和孤独，并决定做些好事 I took that fear and loneliness and decided to do something good with it.
就像你现在做的一样 Just like you're doing.
比利，为你自己感到骄傲，孩子们也可以成为英雄 Be proud of who you are, Billy. Kids can be heroes too.
我以前养过的三只知更鸟就证明了这一点 My three former Robins are a testament to that.
你所做的事都很勇敢 What you did? That's brave.
让我知道你是谁？ Showing me really who you are?
这是信任 That's trust.
我不知道别人会怎么说，但你对我很好 I don't know what the others would say, but you're all right with me.
现在，回到正题 Now, back to business.
我们必须弄清楚为什么正义联盟要收集所有的食物 We have to figure out why the Justice League is gathering all that food,
还有如何阻止那个心灵感应的暴君，思维先生 and how to stop that telepathic tyrant, Mr. Mind.
说到食物，我饿了 Speaking of food, I'm starving.
哦，我也是 Ooh, me too.
嘿，想看些酷的东西吗？ Hey, wanna see something cool?
艾尔弗雷德，能给我两杯牛奶和饼干吗？ Alfred, can I get two glasses of milk and cookies?
不是燕麦片那种 And not the oatmeal kind.
也许…里面带巧克力片的？ Maybe... Ooh, something with chocolate chips in it?
随你的便，达米安少爷 As you wish, Master Damian.
呃，达米安？我…哦，是的 Uh, Damian? I'm... Oh, oh, yes.
- 快点，老头子 - 老头子？ - Faster, old man. - Old man...
- 你有自己的管家？ - 不错吧？ - You have your own butler? - Not bad, right?
我要什么他就给我做什么 He'll make me whatever I want.
除非我把他气疯了，经常是这样… Unless I make him mad, which happens more than...
等一下，就是这样！ Wait a minute. That's it!
思维先生说为了控制我们 Mr. Mind said that in order to control us,
他必须确保我们的思想年轻且易受影响 he had to make sure our minds were young and impressionable.
但这也意味着他有局限性 But that also means he has limits.
如果我是对的，我当然一直都是对的 And if I'm right, which I always am,
我们的朋友大脑越活跃 the more active the brains of our friends are,
就越难控制 the more difficult they are to control.
所以我们必须让他们生气，或有压力 So we have to make them angry or stressed.
那将打破他对他们的控制 And that will break his hold on them.
没错 Exactly.
一旦控制被打破 Once the hold is broken,
我们就把其中一个干扰器扔到他们身上，就完事了！ we toss one of these disrupters onto them, and presto!
不再有精神控制 No more mind control.
- 明白了 - 沙赞 - Got it. - And, Shazam?
祝你好运 Good luck.
银河系中最强的能量戒 The most powerful ring in the galaxy,
而我却只在海里捞臭鱼？ and here I am trolling the ocean for stinky fish?
嘿，那个戒指真酷 Say, that ring is pretty cool.
嘿是的，它能做出我能想到的任何东西 Oh, hey. Yeah. It can make anything I can think of.
- 真的吗？ - 当然 - Really? - Really.
甚至是…我不知道，一艘船？ Even... I don't know, a boat?
请看 Please.
哇哦，那鲸鱼呢？ Wow. What about a whale?
就像我说的 Like I told you,
任何东西 anything.
还不错 Not bad.
所以你可以做任何东西？比如一架飞机？ So you can make anything? A jet?
两架飞机？ Two jets?
一只狗喝着奶昔，驾驶喷气式飞机 What about a dog piloting a jet while drinking a shake
还戴着墨镜和大帽子？ and wearing sunglasses while wearing a large hat?
汪汪大叫 And barking out the ABCs.
是的，好吧 Yeah. All right.
噢，还有一个穿着闪亮盔甲的骑士 Oh, also a knight in shining armor
拿着剑，骑着自行车，戴着手铐 with a sword, riding a bicycle, handcuffed to a TRex,
- 站在小马身后… - 慢一点 - standing behind a pony... - Slow down.
…在一辆装甲车上 ...on top of an armored car.
哦，你能把跑车也装进去吗？ Oh, and can you get a sports car in there, too?
还有…其他的吗？ Anything... else?
就这些了 Just this.
搞定一个 One down.
嗯，上等排骨 Mmm, prime rib.
思维先生一定会喜欢的 Mr. Mind is totes gonna love this.
神奇女侠，我看你还在开那辆看不见的破车 Ah, Wonder Woman, I see you're still flying that invisible clunker.
破车？你怎么… Clunker? Why, you...
这是我妈给的喷气式飞机！ My mom gave me this jet!
它可以绕着你的老鼠车飞！ It can run circles around your rodent mobile!
不，它不能 No. No, it can't.
- 可以 -不能 - Can, too. - Cannot.
- 就是可以！ - 那就证明吧 - Can, too! - Prove it, then.
第一个跑到峡谷尽头的人获胜 First one to the end of the canyon wins.
该你了！ You're on!
看来这里只能容下我们中的一个，能人 Looks like there's room for only one of us, hotshot.
哈！做到了 Ha! That did it.
没门！ No way!
如果我有一头更符合空气动力学的牛，我绝对会赢 I totally would have won if I'd had a more aerodynamic cow.
你从来就不喜欢失败 You never did like to lose.
啊！等我抓住你 Argh! Just wait till I get my hands on you.
行了行了，神奇女侠，没人喜欢输不起的人 Now, now, Wonder Woman, no one likes a sore loser.
搞定两个 Two down.
请原谅 Pardon me.
闪电侠路过 Flash coming through.
哇，你那儿的食物真够多的 Wow. That's quite a pile of food you have there.
- 是啊，怎么？ - 哦，我是说 - Yeah, so? - Well, I mean, uh,
你怎么把这些都交给你的主人？ how are you gonna get it all to your master?
我直接给他送去就行了 I'll just run it over to him, duh.
哦，就一个接一个，然后呢？ Oh, just, uh, one by one, then?
我只是觉得你这么快，你可以做点什么 I just thought because you're so fast, you could do something a bit,
我不知道，更炫一点？ I don't know, flashier?
- 嘿，我可以很酷炫 - 我相信你可以 - Hey, I can be flashy. - Oh, I'm sure you can.
超人说他可以做得更快，不过，我是说 Superman said he could do it faster, but, I mean,
你懂的，他知道什么，对吧？ you know, what does he know, right?
超人说的？ Superman said that?
我在比赛中赢了他那么多次… After all the times I beat him in a race...
随便吧，我让他看看 Whatevs. I'll show him.
- 你最好退后 - 哦，当然 - You better step back. - Oh. Sure.
看到了吗？小菜一碟 See? Nothing to it.
你就这点能耐吗？ Is that the best you can do?
不 No.
看这个 Watch this.
我在哪儿？ Where am I?
嗯，不错 Mmm, nice.
主人会喜欢肯特农场的玉米的 Master's gonna love this Kent Farm's corn.
超人，救救我 Superman, save me.
嗨，你好，克拉克 Oh, hi, Clark.
好吧，我会是睡莲叶上的蝌蚪 Well, I'll be a tadpole on a lily pad.
你在这儿干吗？ What are you doing here?
我是来帮你的 I've come to help you.
帮我的忙？我可是超人 Help me? I'm Superman.
你才是那个需要帮助的人 You're the one that's gonna need help.
有人需要小睡一下 Somebody needs a nap.
你知道我有X视线，对吧? You know I have X-ray vision, right?
现在谁是捉迷藏冠军？ Who's the hideandseek champ now?
笨蛋才是 More like chump.
像你这样的童子军对于蝙蝠侠这样的 A Boy Scout like you is no real threat
超级英雄来说，才不是真正的威胁 to an awesome superhero like Batman.
我听到很多瞎啰嗦… I hear a lot of gums flappin'...
不过是小风小浪 but not a lot of wind.
你可能有肌肉，克拉克 You may have muscles, Clarky,
但说到战略或计划，你…… but when it comes to strategy or planning, you...
你很幸运，我只是开玩笑 You're just lucky I'm pulling my punches.
我吓得直发抖呢~ I'm shaking in my Bat Boots.
你连靴子都没穿 You're not even wearing any boots.
你还有其他的侮辱吗，白痴？ You got any more insults now, dingbat?
只有一个 Just one.
我更喜欢你从前… I liked you better when you wore your underwear...
内裤外穿的时候 on the outside.
哦，男孩 Oh, boy.
我很高兴看到大家都恢复正常了 I'm glad to see everyone back to normal.
嗯，相对的 Well, relatively.
我们能把这事了结吗 Can we, like, get this over with
所以我不能变回成年人了吗？ so I can't go back to being an adult?
当一个小孩真是糟糕 Being a kid is the worst.
我倒是没注意有什么不同 I haven't really noticed a difference at all.
那是因为你一直是个孩子 That's because you've always been a kid.
但我就快死了，情绪波动，饥肠辘辘 But I'm dying. The mood swings, the hunger pains.
你怎么能相信小孩子呢？ How can you even trust kids at all?
全是些荷尔蒙，没有生活经验 All these hormones, no life experience.
我随时都有想哭的感觉 I feel like I'm going to cry at any given moment.
嘿，做个孩子没那么糟糕 Hey, being a kid isn't that bad.
孩子们，回到正题 Kids, back to business.
我们所知的是 What we know,
思维先生在仓库里囤积了大量食物 Mr. Mind has been hoarding a massive amount of food here at this warehouse.
联盟会把我和沙赞假装当作囚犯，以便进入基地 The League will take myself and Shazam as pretend prisoners in order to get into the base.
一旦我们进入他的密室，我们就会使用这些精神阻尼器 Once we are in his inner sanctum, we'll use these mental dampeners
为了保护我们不受思维先生的控制 to protect us from Mr. Mind's control,
一劳永逸地阻止这个邪恶的怪物社团 and stop this Monster Society of Evil once and for all.
你知道那扇门是开着的 That door does open, you know.
没有食物吗？ No food?
你们为什么空手回来？ Why did you come back emptyhanded?
我们带来了比食物更好的东西，蝙蝠怪 We brought something better than food, Jeepers.
我们抓了囚犯 We brought prisoners.
好吧，蝙蝠侠来了 That's right. Batman is here.
你最好现在就带我去见思维先生 You better take me to Mr. Mind right now.
拜托，我们可不会听你的命令 Please. We don't take orders from you.
现在没人能见主人 No one can see the master right now.
孩子们，放下囚犯，继续收集食物 Children, leave the prisoners and continue gathering food.
蝙蝠侠，B计划是什么？ Uh, Batman, what's plan B?
你们还在等什么？ Well, what are you waiting for?
蝙蝠侠？ Batman?
抱歉，在这个年龄，我不太擅长提前思考 Uh, sorry. At this age, I wasn't all that good at thinking ahead.
怪物们，抓住他们！ Creatures, get them!
完蛋了，进攻，快！ Jig's up. Attack, now!
请原谅 Excuse me.
对于一个娃娃来说 For a doll,
你为什么这么的… why'd you have to be such a...
笨蛋，你知道吗？ you know, Dummy?
放开我，冒牌货！ Let go, imposter!
冒牌货？是我先用了这名字的 Imposter? I called this name first.
氪星人，我以前打败过你的同类 Kryptonian, I've defeated your kind before.
你不是奥姆的对手 You're no match for Oom.
这比成年超人的轻点 This would be beneath adult Superman.
我吗？不止如此 Me? Not so much.
拜托，一点都不好笑 Come on, it's not funny.
我不想离开沼泽，你知道吗？ I didn't want to leave the swamp, you know?
但他不在乎 But he didn't care.
没有人理解我 No one understands me.
结束了，席瓦纳 It's over, Sivana.
但愿如此 I hope so.
我厌倦了被思想控制，我们都是 I'm tired of being mindcontrolled. We all are.
我只想要回家，按照自己的计划去统治世界 All I want to do is go home and work on my own plans for world domination.
太棒了！我是说，很好 Great! I mean, good.
不是好，应该是… Not good. It's...
你想停下这很好，但不是… It's good that you wanna stop, but not...
思维先生在哪儿？ Where is Mr. Mind?
他在那边 He's there.
你觉得我们能在里面发现什么？ What do you think we'll find in there?
不管是什么，我们都要一起面对 Whatever it is, we'll face it together.
哈迪斯的中暑啊 By Hades' heatstroke,
那是什么？ what is that?
似乎是某种“迪蛹” It appears to be some sort of chrysallis.
大家都知道它的发音是“蝶蛹” Everyone knows it's pronounced chrysalis.
我们能把它叫做茧吗？ Can we just call it a cocoon?
不管我们叫它什么，它是干吗用的？ Well, whatever we're calling it, what's it for?
是思维先生的 For Mr. Mind.
伙计们，我想我们得离开这里 Uh, guys, I think we need to get out of here.
现在！ Now!
附议 Seconded.
我们确实需要一些飞蛾球了 We're gonna need some serious moth balls.
我们能抓住它的，伙计们，上！ We can do this, team. Let's get him.
傻瓜！ Fools!
你们已经完成了使命 You have served your purpose.
你们为我收集了所需的营养来完成我的转变 You gathered the sustenance I needed to complete my transformation.
现在，地球上没有什么可以阻止我 Now nothing on Earth can stop me
统治你们这些心胸狭窄的凡人 from ruling over you smallminded mortals.
地球上没有吗？ Nothing on Earth?
就是这样 That's it.
跟我来！ Follow me!
你们不会那么容易逃脱我的，少年联盟 You won't get away from me that easily, Junior League.
不管你想干什么，沙赞，快点 Whatever it is you're hoping to do, Shazam, do it fast.
跟着他们 Follow them.
他追来了！ He's coming!
坚持住！ Hold on!
这趟旅程最好快点结束 Oh, this ride better end quick.
这应该会慢下来？ Is this supposed to slow down?
嗯，应该吧… Uh, yeah?
赐予我力量的巫师就住在这里 The Wizard who gave me my powers lives here.
他知道该怎么做，来吧 He'll know what to do. Come on.
你看到永恒的力量了吗？ Do you see the power of eternity?
是的，力量，我必须拥有它 Yes. The power, I must have it.
巫师！巫师！ Wizard. Wizard!
啥？ What?
哦，比利！ Oh, Billy!
很高兴见到你 It's good to see you.
“比利”？ "Billy"?
我是说… I said...
“傻”，傻赞… "Silly." Silly Shazam.
你能来真是太好了 So good of you to come.
还带来了一些年轻的朋友 And you brought some young friends
在永恒之石玩“不给糖就捣蛋” to trick or treat at the Rock of Eternity.
可爱的服装 Lovely costumes.
头饰上的星星真的把人的目光从你的脸上引开了 The star on that tiara really draws your eyes away from your face.
我就说是吧 Told you guys.
我想我还有一些玉米糖 I think I have some candy corn in the back.
- 巫师… -那是100年前的事了 - Wizard... - Mm, but that was 100 years ago.
呃，巫师？ Uh, Wizard?
玉米糖会变质吗？ Does candy corn go bad?
啊不，巫师，这是正义联盟 Ugh. No. Wizard, this is the Justice League.
他们被一条恶毒的蠕虫变成这样 They've been transformed by a malevolent worm
它变成了一只巨大的飞蛾 that just transformed into a giant moth
现在在外面乱飞，等着毁灭我们！ who is floating around outside waiting to destroy us!
一个巨大的飞蛾？ A giant moth?
我，讨厌，飞蛾 I... hate... moths.
这座建筑，尝起来… This building, it tastes...
它尝起来像永恒 It tastes like eternity.
是的，更多，更多！ Yes. More. More!
这力量，令人陶醉！ The power, it's intoxicating!
发生了什么？ What is happening?
那只巨大的飞蛾正在永恒之石上觅食 That giant moth is feeding off the Rock of Eternity.
这个地方是无限魔法力量的交汇点！ This place is the nexus of limitless magical power!
如果它吃得更多，可能会无法阻挡 If he eats much more, he may be unstoppable.
更不用说… Not to mention...
哦，不! Oh, no!
那是什么？ What is it?
快！岩石被破坏得越多 Hurry! The more the rock is destroyed,
建筑的防御就越弱 the more it weakens the defenses of the building.
沙赞 Shazam,
如果监狱里的东西被释放了 if what is inside this prison is released,
一种无法形容的恐怖将会释放到我们所有人身上 an unspeakable terror will be unleashed upon us all.
你必须使用宙斯的力量 You must use the power of Zeus,
团结起来，你们就能战胜这个恶魔 and together, you can defeat this evil.
宙斯的力量？ The power of Zeus?
但我不知道那是什么 But I don't know what that is!
你必须完全信任他们 You must completely trust them.
必须愿意让他们看到真实的你 You have to be willing to let them see you as you really are.
是啊，太好了 Yes. Yes, that's great.
但是你能说得具体点吗？ But can you just be more specific...
自由！自由！ Free! Free!
波塞冬的深渊啊，那是谁？ By Poseidon's pits, who is that?
我是黑亚当 I am Black Adam.
地球上最强大的凡人 Earth's mightiest mortal.
神圣的魔草啊… Holy moly.
永恒的力量 The power of eternity,
这是我的！ it is mine!
我不知情的棋子 My unwitting pawn.
那个声音…是你吗？ You? The voice.
我脑子里的声音 The voice inside my head.
怎么回事？ But how?
数个世纪的隔离强化了精神力 Centuries of isolation strengthens the mind.
我只是需要利用我的力量 I just needed to harness my powers,
用永恒之石作天线 and use the Rock of Eternity as an antenna
找到一个愿意接受建议的思维薄弱者 to find a weakminded being that would be open to suggestion.
思维薄弱？ Weak mind?
我是思维先生 I'm Mr. Mind.
现在，我是无所不能的 And now, I'm all powerful.
我来向你展示力量吧，虫子！ Let me show you power, worm!
哦，老天 Oh, dear.
哦，不 Oh, no.
哦，这看起来一点都不好 Oh, this doesn't look good at all. Huh?
沙赞！ Shazam!
他的服装，看起来跟你很像 His costume, he looks just like you.
他是谁？ Who is he?
他是巫师里的第一个冠军 The Wizard's first champion.
显然，他疯了，统治了世界 Evidently, he went crazy and took over the world.
我们有麻烦了 We're in trouble.
噢，必须快点 Oh, must go faster.
必须… Must go...
你好 Hello.
也许我们可以找个地方… Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrang...
巫师 Wizard.
我们该结束这一切了 It is time we finish this.
如果你想动那个巫师，必须过我这关！ If you want the Wizard, you'll have to get through me!
还有我们所有人 You'll have to get through all of us.
对不起，孩子 Sorry, kids,
你得长这么高才能打败我 you need to be this high to fight me.
哦，天啊 Aw, man!
他是在开玩笑，闪电侠 He's joking, Flash.
哦，我知道 Oh! I knew that.
我不是在开玩笑 What I'm not joking about
这是你们的厄运！ is your doom!
- 嘿，放开我，我是蝙蝠侠 - 嘿，放手！ Whoa! Hey, let go of me. I'm Batman. Hey, hands off!
- 嘿，不是斗篷 - 这太蠢了 - Yeah. Hey, not the cape. - This is silly.
离我的朋友远点！ Leave my friends alone!
你 You.
所以，巫师找了一个新的跑腿男孩 So, the Wizard found a new errand boy.
来啊，给我看看你的本事 Come. Come show me what you have.
你太业余了，把这变得无比简单 You amateur, you're making this too easy.
真可悲 Pathetic.
你没有能力运用 You're not capable of wielding the power
这套衣服代表的力量 that that suit represents.
你不过是个孩子 You're nothing but a boy.
说晚安 Say good night
直到永远 forever.
停下！ Stop!
这是我们之间的事，亚当 This is between us, Adam.
放了那个男孩 Leave the boy alone.
很好 Fine.
接住了 Got him.
谢谢，神奇女侠 Thanks, Wonder Woman.
好了，联盟，是时候阻止这个疯子了 All right, League, it's time to stop this madman
一劳永逸 once and for all.
但怎么办？他比我们更强大 But how? He's more powerful than we are,
特别是对于小孩来说 especially as kids.
我们必须试试 We have to try.
我们不能让巫师独自面对他 We can't leave the Wizard to face him alone.
同意！来吧，伙计们！ Agreed! Come on, guys!
是一种能量场 It's some kind of energy field.
巫师！ Wizard!
比利，你不能干涉 Billy, you mustn't interfere.
我会尽我所能阻止黑亚当 I will hold Black Adam off as long as I can.
我创建了一个返回地球的入口 I've created a portal back to Earth.
走吧！现在！ Go! Now!
我不会离开你的 I'm not leaving you.
别管我 Never mind about me.
黑亚当太危险了 Black Adam is too dangerous
你和其他人现在就得面对 for you and the others to face right now.
但是你呢？ But what about you?
你现在必须走了 You must go now.
如果我不阻止他 If I don't stop him,
你们将是最后一道防线 you will be the last line of defense.
记住，宙斯的力量 Remember, the power of Zeus.
巫师！ Wizard!
你的时间终于到了，巫师 Your time is finally up, Wizard.
不！ No!
我来找你了，沙赞！ I'm coming for you, Shazam!
哦不不不 Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
我来对付你们所有人！ I'm coming for all of you!
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
我有个计划 I've got a plan.
当我第一次变成孩子的时候 When I was first turned into a child,
我发现我们的车因为身高而无用了 I found our vehicles were ineffective because of our height.
事实上，只能由沙赞驾驶蝙蝠车 In fact, Shazam had to drive the Batmobile.
你驾驶了蝙蝠车？ Whoa, You got to drive the Batmobile?
- 哦，棒极了 - 你没开玩笑吧 - Oh, sweet! - Are you kidding me?
没错，绝对是手动档 Yeah, it's definitely stick shift.
为了让我们的交通工具更有效，它们必须合我们的尺寸 For our vehicles to be effective, they need to be our size.
是时候造一些新东西了 It's time to build something new.
好吧，给我的砖块涂黄油，叫我饼干！ Well, butter my bricks and call me a biscuit!
看起来令人惊叹！ These look amazing!
事故警报 The trouble alert.
露易丝·莱恩现场报道 Lois Lane reporting live
来自大都会的国际联盟大楼 from the League of Nations building in Metropolis,
一个男人从空中飘下来 where a man has appeared floating down through the air.
他现在正朝着主楼方向走去 He is hovering toward the main assembly now.
也许市内会有一个新的英雄 Maybe there's a new hero in town.
不，不是英雄 No. Not a hero.
绝对不是英雄 Definitely not a hero.
黑亚当在这里 Black Adam is here.
我以为我跑得很快，天哪 And I thought I was fast. Sheesh.
现在怎么办？ What now?
现在做我们生来该做的事 Now we do what we were born to do.
拯救世界 We save the day.
什么也阻挡不了这个派对 Nothing on Earth can stop this party.
感觉很不妙 Bad feeling about this.
也许他是来装迪斯科灯的 Maybe he's here to install the disco light.
请原谅，你不能就这么闯进来 Excuse me. You can't just barge in here
破坏我们的派对… and ruin our party...
聚会结束了 Party over.
你们这些… People of...
抱歉 Sorry.
地球上的人 People of Earth,
我，黑亚当，是你合法的统治者 I, Black Adam, am your rightful ruler.
你将毫无疑问地服从我 You will obey me without question.
不服从的人将被我… Those who don't will be crushed beneath my...
碾碎… Feet?
怎么？ What?
谁敢？ Who dares?
正义联盟就是那个“谁”！ The Justice League, that's who!
执行游戏计划 Execute plan Playtime.
愚蠢的小孩 Foolish children.
你的游戏阻止不了我 Your games won't stop me.
你一定觉得自己很狡猾 You must think you're pretty slick.
什么？ What?
需要帮忙清理吗？ Need help getting cleaned up?
这个回旋如何？ How about this spin cycle?
命中你了！ Tag! You're it.
击球手上场！ Batter up!
好了，闪电侠，我们结束吧 All right, Flash, let's wrap this up.
孩子们，这是什么游戏？ What kind of games are these, children?
你会输的那种 The kind you'll lose.
趁现在，公主！ Now, Princess!
够了！ Enough!
还没有 Not quite.
每一场比赛都应该以小小的焰火结束 Every game should end with a little fireworks.
- 我们做到了吗？ - 必须的！ - Did we do it? - We must have.
他比煎锅上的烙饼还要扁平 He is flatter than a flapjack on the griddle.
跪在我面前 Kneel before me.
跪在伟大的黑亚当面前 Kneel before the great Black Adam.
什么？ What?
离那些孩子远点！ Say, leave the kid alone!
你是个可怕的人 You are a horrible human being.
单挑和你一样大的人吧 Pick on somebody your own size.
滚出去！ Get out of here!
停下！ Stop it!
我是黑亚当 I am Black Adam.
我们知道 We know.
我是全能的！ I am allpowerful!
我们知道 We know.
我们决不会向你这样的人屈服 We'd never bow to the likes of you.
胆小鬼！ Coward!
现在怎么办？ What now?
我们还需要再来三次才能打倒那家伙 We need, like, three more Shazams to even put a dent in that guy.
再来三次？ Three more?
沙赞！ Shazam!
记住，宙斯的力量 Remember, the power of Zeus.
宙斯的力量！ The power of Zeus!
伙计们，我知道该怎么做了 Guys, I know what I have to do.
但是，要做到这一点 But, to do it,
我得让你知道我是谁 I have to show you who I really am.
记住，沙赞 Remember, Shazam,
信任别人的唯一方法，就是信任他们 the only way to trust someone is to trust them.
这可能会有点痒 This might tickle.
沙赞！ Shazam!
真是惊人！ This is amazing!
我们是成年人了 We're adults again.
我觉得… I feel...
比火车头更强大 More powerful than a locomotive.
更加强大 Way more powerful.
我是比利·巴特森 I'm Billy Batson.
你是个… You're a...
小孩 Kid.
现在你知道我为什么不想告诉你们了 Now you know why I didn't want to tell you.
我不想让你们小看我 I didn't want you to think less of me.
比利，成为英雄与你的年龄 Billy, being a hero isn't about your age
或拥有闪光的超能力无关 or having flashy superpowers.
成为英雄的一部分 Part of being a hero
是让世界变得更美好 is trying to make the world a better place,
不管你多大年纪 no matter what age you are.
是啊，还有一件很棒的制服 Yeah. That and an awesome costume.
顺便问一下，为什么我的服装没变？ By the way, why didn't my costume change?
你已经被闪电击中过了 You've already got a lightning bolt.
比利，你会成为正义联盟不可思议的成员之一 Billy, you're going to make one incredible member of the Justice League.
多愁善感的傻瓜！ Sentimental fools!
即使用了宙斯的力量 Even by using the power of Zeus,
你们也赢不了我 you will not defeat me.
我是黑亚当! I am Black Adam!
我妈常说 As my ma used to say,
“没有什么比日出前鸡叫更糟糕的了” "There's nothing worse than a rooster that hollers before sunrise."
特伦斯，你妈妈和我都是学校老师 Well, Terrance, your mother and I are both school teachers,
所以我希望你喜欢每天学习 so I hope you like studying every day.
哦，我们几乎从不去那些有趣的快餐汉堡店吃东西 Oh, and we almost never eat at those fun fastfood burger places.
你爸爸做的沙拉很好吃 Your father makes wonderful salads.
我们还有一个规则 And, we have a rule.
每天看电视不超过20分钟 No more than 20 minutes of TV a day.
各位，你们在这里很安全，记住 You're safe here, folks. And remember,
没有比安全驾驶更好的保险了 there's no better insurance than a safe driver.
比利？ Billy?
比利！你得帮帮我 Billy! You have to help me.
特伦斯，怎么了？ Hey, Terrance, what's up?
我的新家庭… My new family...
我要做作业，吃蔬菜 I have to do homework, eat my vegetables.
看个电视甚至还有时间限制 There's even a time limit on how much I can watch TV.
也许我们应该马上离开这个城市 Maybe we should get out of the city right now.
我们去你妈妈家吧 Let's go to your mom's.
特伦斯可以帮她打扫地下室 Terrance can help her clean up the basement
收拾她的硬币收藏 and organize her coin collection.
你会喜欢的，伙计 You're gonna love it, buddy.
不！ No!
我真为你高兴，特伦斯！ I'm really happy for you, Terrance!
哇哦！请原谅 Whoohoo! Pardon me.
我们变回来了！ We're back!
哦，天啊 Oh, man,
如果再让我听一遍超人的农场语录 if I had to hear one more of Superman's farm sayings,
我可能已经退出联盟了 I might have quit the League.
是啊，肯定的 Oh, that's for sure.
你说得对 - You can say that again. - Yeah.
- 太烂了 - 是的，我完全同意 - It was awful. - Yes, I couldn't agree more.
它们没那么糟吧 They're not that bad.
你做了什么？ What did you do?
不 No.
不！ No!
超能力是我的！ The powers are mine!
沙赞！ Shazam!
沙赞 Shazam.
沙赞！ Shazam!
看来我可能劫持了你的魔法 Looks like I might've hijacked your magic.
抱歉，我并不抱歉 Sorry, not sorry.
我会打败你的，沙赞 I'll get you, Shazam.
一旦我恢复了我的超能力，你就会被毁… Once I have my powers back, you will be destr
毁灭了！ Destroyed!
沙赞，你做到了 Well, Shazam, you did it.
不，是我们做到了 No, we did it.
但你怎么知道闪电会夺走他的力量？ But how did you know the lightning would take away his powers?
还会把我们变回成人？ Or change us back to adults?
好吧 Well,
只能说… let's just say...
我有种预感 I had a hunch.
所以，现在我们打败了坏人 So, now that we beat the bad guy
一切都恢复正常了 and everything is back to normal,
我们应该如何庆祝？ how should we celebrate?
我知道该怎么做 I know just the thing.
还记得我告诉过你 Remember how I told you that
蝙蝠电脑可以找到任何地方的任何人吗？ Bat Computer could find anyone anywhere?
在你向我透露你的身份后 After you revealed your identity to me,
我让它去找你还在世的亲戚 I had it search for any living relatives you might have.
你有两个 You have two.
你的叔叔和… Your uncle and...
比利？ Billy?
我的妹妹 My sister.
比利！ Billy!
我叫玛丽 I'm Mary.
这是我们的达德利叔叔 And this is our Uncle Dudley.
你好，比利 Hello, Billy.
这就是我所说的大团圆结局 That's what I'd call a happy ending.
我很好… I'm okay.
（后面还有哦）
只要我找到那个军阀塞尔瓦西翁 All I have to do is find that Salvaxion warlord,
从现在到下周，我将在塔格曼·莫拉深及膝的地方 and I'll be kneedeep in targman moolah from now until next week.
这是什么？ What is this?
放开！ Let go!
这是个什么东西？ Well, what do we have here?
你叫什么名字，小家伙？ What's your name, little fella?
思维，思维先生 Mind, Mr. Mind.
银河系中最大的恶棍 The greatest villain in the galaxy.
因为我的邪恶，在宇宙的三个象限里被通缉 Wanted in over three quadrants of the universe for my evil evilness.
“通缉”是吗？ "Wanted," eh?
今天可越来越好了 This day just keeps getting better.
哦，不… Oh, my.